When someone asks me if I want the rest of their lunch..

You'll be shocked at the end..
Daughter: Dad I'm a Lesbian
Dad: okay its cool . . .
2nd Daughter: Dad I'm a Lesbian too
Dad: Wtf?! Doesnt anybody in this family love dick?
Son: I do . . .
WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Not sure

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